I doubt he’s prepared
(said to Mean Mr. Mustard)
Y’all get it? Prepared?
Y’all get it? Prepared?
Mustard linking joke in all
leave puns alone, sir
leave puns alone, sir
they are not to be disturbed
lest they murder you
lest they murder you
and throw your corpse to the dogs
you will have no peace
You will have no peace
if you keep killing people
Chill out, Uncle Sam!
Chill out. Uncle Sam
is rehabilitating
He’ll straighten out soon.
“He’ll straighten out soon,”
Liberace’s mom once said,
but boy, was she wrong!
But boy, was she wrong!
there is just no way Clark Kent
Could be Superman
Could be Superman
Could be the Batman, maybe
They all look alike
“They all look alike,”
my crotchety grandpa said.
He was right: triplets!
He was right. Triplets
Are freak abnormalities
That give me the chills
That give me the chills
Goosebumps dance upon my skin
No more news for me
No more news for me.
No more fucking lies I see.
Land of the free? Please.
Land of the free? Please.
America is psycho
Money is our god
money is our god
I must be an atheist
there is no money!
“There is no money!”
The Donald said with a frown
as bankruptcy loomed.
As bankruptcy loomed
I had a great idea
Hey! A life of crime!
Hey! A life of crime!
I can run for President!
Said George W.
Said George W
Waterboarding is okay
let him try it out
Let him try it out
How dangerous can it be?
Ouch! Son of a bitch!