Don’t forget the beer
When you are going hashing
Run, drink beer, repeat
Run, drink beer, repeat
Burn off all the calories
Gain them all right back
Gain them all right back
But trees don’t grow on money
Trees need clean, fresh air
Trees need clean, fresh air
So they can shed all those leaves
You rake up in fall
You rake up in fall
Then winter comes, as foretold
Cycles of planets.
Cycles of planets
Their elliptical orbits’
Eccentricities
Eccentricities
Most people think you have some.
I just think you’re nuts.
I just think you’re nuts.
Those ghosts you claim to have heard
Are kids playing jokes.
Are kids playing jokes?
Pranks rule in college dorm life
When you should study
When you should study,
You often just masturbate –
Er, procrastinate
Er, procrastinate
Sounds like a good idea
Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe tomorrow
Will be better than today;
Yeah, pull my finger.
Yeah, pull my finger
You’ll be greatly rewarded
My farts do smell good!
My farts do smell good!
Because I powder my ass.
A flatulent style.
A flatulent style.
I thought that you smelt what I
Dealt. Sorry, my dear.
(with apologies to Stephen Sondheim)
A flatulent style
Is something I possess, it
Will leave you breathless
Ohh, I got ninja’d.
Dealt Sorry, my dear
But I just don’t give a damn
Or a dike either
Ninja’d by the Gladiator!
Will leave you breathless
Sucking wind, gasping for air
Or, simply flummoxed
“Or a dike either” –
As a start, this leaves me cold
Or, simply flummoxed
Or, simply flummoxed
Shaking head, can’t comprehend
Life is difficult