Day in Mos Eisley
Is safe and secure, but in
The night, evil rules
The night, evil rules
but the day is for laughter
should they get along?
Should they get along?
Why can’t we all just agree?
Don’t worry, b’happy.
Don’t worry, b’happy.
How I can be happy, dude?
I’m out of reefer!
I’m out of reefer!
When will I get resupplied?
Around 4:20!
Around 4:20!
Every tail will wag because
Food will follow soon!
Food will follow soon!
But first we have to get through
This very long speech.
This very long speech
strains the bounds of my bladder.
Eyeballs floating soon.
Eyeballs floating soon
This speech is so long. Escape!
Get me outta here!
Get me outta here!
Show me the way to go home,
This isn’t Kansas.
This isn’t Kansas.
And Carry On Wayward Son
is my fav’rite song.
Is my fav’rite song
There’ll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head
When I rose above
I was soar’n ever higher
But I flew too high
*(I love that song too; I just had to post two straight haikus on it!)
Masquerading as a man with a reason…*
But I flew too high
And the sun melted my wings
Oh sweet irony
Ironic enough
Provides one hundred percent
RDA daily.
RDA daily
That’s redundant, isn’t it?
The food pyramid
The food pyramid
Heavy food at the bottom.
Twinkies go on top.
Twinkies go on top.
Ho Hos go on the bottom.
Check the food porn sites.
Check the food porn sites
If you are still looking for
Lots of queer wieners.
Lots of queer wieners
Hot dogs and brats, barbecued
Don’t forget the beer