There is nothing free
in the prison of the mind,
said the old dipshit.
Said the old dipshit,
Stay off my lawn you loud kids
There is no joy here.
There is no Joy here,
so my coupon is worthless!
I guess I’ll get Dawn.
I guess I’ll get Dawn
Though I would prefer Tina.
I like Ginger more.
I like Ginger more
than Mary Anne? Not a chance!
You take Mrs. Howell
You take Mrs. Howell
to her doctor appointment.
It’s at nine-fifteen.
It’s at nine-fifteen
Arms, like clock hands, are spread wide
As if giving up
As if giving up?
Haven’t yet begun to fight.
Giving up? AS IF!!
Giving up? AS IF!!
Don’t know meaning of the word
Or how to spell it
Or how to spell it
Or how even pronounce it
Just let me do math
Just let me do math
or is it just arithmetic
Today division.
Today, division
'morrow, trigonometry
Next week, calculus!
Next week, calculus
Will drive me to distraction.
It’s problematic.
It’s problematic
Quizzes, trivia, haiku
Can’t we just relax?
Can’t we just relax?
Here, have a drink or two, or
whatever it takes.
Whatever it takes
Just get 'er dun, just finish
A new chore awaits
A new chore awaits
I have to go to the den
and Spackle the yak
" … and Spackle the yak
Happily ever after
Lived in free Tibet."
Lived in free Tibet,
the Shadow did. That’s how he
learned to cloud men’s minds.
Learned to cloud men’s minds;
Came in handy one fateful
Day in Mos Eisley