Haiku Madness

And, executed?
May you live long, and prosper
Check your emotions

Check your emotions,
Why, happy, sad, joyfull, mad
where to begin now?

Where to begin now?
This game is new to me, so
I’ll keep it simple.

I’ll keep it simple
My underpants are dirty
Where is my carrot?

Where is my carrot?
It’s right there in your salad
Bugs Bunny wants his

Bugs Bunny wants his
everyone wants something too.
are wants and needs wrong?

Are wants and needs wrong?
We must keep in touch with them
Desires of the flesh

Desires of the flesh
Unfortunately, renamed
“peach” by Crayola.

Lol!

Peach by Crayola
Great to use as skin, unless
Your skin isn’t peach

Your skin isn’t peach
If your name is Bruce Banner
And you’ve become Hulk

And you’ve become Hulk
Means your skin tone is now green
Clothes don’t fit you, too

Clothes don’t fit you, too
Raggaty man in Raggaty
world, nothing to do.

World, nothing to do
Nowhere to run, or, to hide
I’m gonna get you!

I’m gonna get you!
Hiding in your handkerchief,
I’m the Booger Man!

I’m the Booger Man
I booger and I wooger
Whenever I can

Whenever I can,
I put salmon into tins
At Alaskan plants

At Alaska plants
The factory workers toil
Until quitting time

Until quitting time
Sweet nectar won’t touch my lips
Wistle blows; drink beer

Whistle blows; drink beer
“Life is too short for cheap beer,”
A wise man once said

A wise man once said
sitting under the wishing tree
There is nothing free.