was instrumental
But I added good lyrics
To make it vocal.
To make it vocal
You have to push air through them
Or the cords won’t work
Or the cords won’t work
And we will look on in shock
As skydivers plunge
As skydivers plunge,
Will they float? Or will they bounce?
Well, who packed their chutes?
Well, who packed their chutes?
They’re guaranteed to open
Or your money back
Or your money back
Won’t help you if both chutes fail.
You’re just gonna bounce.
You’re just gonna bounce.
Spin, Twirl, Shake, Plummet, Skip, Fall.
O.K. then a bounce.
Ok, then a bounce
of your last three checks means that
No credit for you
No credit for you
And, no soup for you, either!
I’m the Soup Nazi!
I’m the soup Nazi.
A pot of delicious goodness
stand in line and wait.
Stand in line and wait
Everyone will have a turn
In my Dutch oven
In my Dutch oven
It is dark, warm and cozy
Try not to get stuck
Try not to get stuck
In the mud during a storm
As the rain pelts down
As the rain pelts down
Stay safe, stay dry, and stay warm
Watch the lightning strikes!
Watch the lightning strikes
The thunder rolls through your ears
And feel the ground shake
And feel the ground shake
If the trailer’s rocking, don’t
You bother knocking
You bother knocking
Because that really annoys
Old Stephen Hawking
Old Stephen Hawking
Shouldn’t step to Preskill on
Quantum mechanics
Quantum mechanics
Corpusc’lar theory of light
Max Planck, the father
Max Planck, the father
Of Erwin, sentenced to death
And executed