The contestants, too
many of them, aren’t playing
Time to change the rules
Time to change the rules
In strip poker, they all tell
Me put clothes back on
Me put clothes back on.
If me Tarzan, you Jane, get
down on all fours now!
Down on all fours; now
Bark like a dog and I will
Give you a cookie.
Give you a cookie.
Your price is too low. What if
I gave you a cake?
I gave you a cake?
I sure don’t remember that.
Wait, what is my name?
Wait, what is my name?
I have ten aliases.
I deceive myself.
I deceive myself.
I sure am easily fooled.
Now, what about you?
Now, what about you?
How much did you want to know?
Rain, sun, wind, fog, snow.
Rain, sun, wind, fog, snow.
Yes, it’s a beautiful day.
Sweet dreams, and sleep tight.
Sweet dreams and sleep tight
For soon the monster will come
to suck out your brains
to suck out your brains
I only need one item
A very small straw
A very small straw
Can still break a camel’s back –
So the proverb goes
So the proverb goes
But people just don’t listen
They think they know all
They think they know all
But they don’t know they don’t know.
Socrates was right.
Socrates was right
“Like sands in the hour glass
The days of our lives”
The days of our lives.
Life’s one big soap opera
With no commercials
With no commercials
Capitolism would never work well.
christmas would be lost.
Christmas would be lost
If Rudolph had not saved it
Guiding Santa’s sleigh
Guiding Santa’s sleigh,
the Island of Misfit Toys
was instrumental