Sweet dreams. sleep long. 'Bye.
And where will this Haiku end?
with ends, find new starts.
with ends, find new starts,
I hope. Sequestration could
get me laid off soon.
Get me laid off soon.
I long for unemployment.
My boss is a jerk.
My boss is a jerk
Literally – he’s lean meat
Cut to strips and dried
Cut to strips and dried
That’s what I did to my hair
To make it look good.
To make it look good
I photoshopped my face on
it. I’m a cutie!
it. I’m a cutie !
It. you no/w/here over the hill
sheep. Pay no mind. Wolf
Sheep. Pay no mind. Wolf.
Cardinals. Tigers. Giants.
SF wins again!
SF wins again
They’ll go deep in the playoffs
But not win the Bowl
But not win the bowl?
Are you kidding? They have five,
against no losses.
against no losses.
But what are the quickest gains?
Wait and see I say
Wait and see, I say
Why do today what you put
Off for tomorrow?
Off for tomorrow?
Not if you’re a minister
At a megachurch.
At a megachurch
You go to pray, to be healed
Go with peace, and serve!
Go with peace, and serve!
The tennis official said
to John McEnroe
To John McEnroe,
“You’re a moron and a dork!”
Is high praise, indeed!
Is high praise, indeed!
The Giants are the World Champs!!
Way to go, Giants!
Way to go, Giants!
Sandoval hit three homers,
Vogelsong pitched well.
Vogelsong pitched well
And Zito, Tim, MadBum, Cain
Now, it’s football time
Now, it’s football time
The gridiron is ready for play
the contestants too!