that river is wide,
the waters are cold,and still
All will cross in time
All will cross in time,
But don’t pay Charon until
You reach Paradise.
You reach paradise
Again and again you tease
Take off my cock lock
Take off my cock lock
A zipper; you can do it
Take me to heaven!
Take me to heaven!
a walk thru the gate ahead
is this the black hole.
Is this the black hole
What is “event horizon”?
Sounds kinky to me
Sounds kinky to me
But I’ll try anything once
Bring your sister too
Bring your sister too
Oh wait, that’s OK, 'cause I’ve
Already had her
Already had her
She’s not as pretty as you,
But better in bed.
Butt better in bed?
Do we allow homonyms?
Where are the rules?
Where are the rules?
I ate the rule book, isn’t
that allowed by rule?
That allowed by rule?
What were they thinking? The clowns!
Let’s change that rule now!
Let’s change that rule now!
Legalize marijuana!
I need to get stoned!
I need to get stoned!
but I only said Jehova
not with rocks but rolls
Not with rocks, but rolls
Sounds like Tony Orlando’s
Kitch 70s show
Kitch 70s show
best line: when Red wants to put
His boot in your ass
His boot in your ass
Threats from my idiot boss
Coffee poisening?
Coffee poisoning?
Guess that crystalline substance
Was not Sweet’N Low.
Was not Sweet N Low
that powder dumped in my tea.
Could it be cocaine?
Could it be cocaine?
Have a sip of your tea, sir.
Sweet dreams. Sleep long. 'Bye.