Ah those Fifties fads:
Eating goldfish and
building bomb shelters
Building bomb shelters
To me, is just an excuse
To buy lots of food.
To buy lots of food.
to decorate, plan, games, music. Fun,
Jubilation now.
Jubilation? Now,
He was Dogpatch’s founder.
Missing mountaineer!
Missing mountaineer:
Janice’s husband, named Fritz.
Cliff Hangers?! NOT COOL!
Cliff Hangers?! Not cool?
Oh, what will I have to use
to hang my Cliff Notes.
To hang my Cliff Notes
Well hung, they are, so I’m told
Just take off your clothes
Just take off your clothes
And soak self in sweet nectar
I’m a honeybee
I’m a honeybee
So drone on about your hives
And I will feel stung
And I will feel stung
when the killer bees get through.
I stole their honey.
I stole their honey;
That’s why the Pooh Bear Brigade
Ate piglet for lunch.
Ate piglet for lunch.
Will have ham supper tonight.
Bacon tomorrow!
Bacon tomorrow
I’ll make a pig of myself
I am what I eat
I am what I eat.
Therefore, I am a pound of
Monterey Jack cheese.
Monterey Jack cheese
Don’t forget cheese rhymes with Cleese
Fawlty Towers Please!
Fawlty Towers Please!
I say “Are You Being Served?
Ab Fab, Doctor Who!”
Ab Fab, Doctor Who
No doctors here. Just nurses
In skimpy lace gowns
In skimpy lace gowns,
The lingerie models strut.
Life on the catwalk
Life on the catwalk
Replace bulbs, fix the wiring
Ths stadium’s TALL!!
This stadium’s tall
And that coal mine is deep, and
that river is wide