Punxsutawney Phil
And Bill repeat the same day
Punxsutawney Phil
Punxsutawney Phil
And Bill repeat the same day
Punxsutawney Phil
Punxsutawney Phil
And Bill repeat the same day
Punxsutawney Phil
Punxsutawney Phil
He might have survived, you know.
BOOM! Well, maybe not.
Boom! well, maybe not.
The asteroid went flying by here.
The dopers said uhhh****
The Dopers said “uhhh,
It was in 1960,
For twenty minutes.”
For twenty minutes
The Raven said, “Nevermore”
Then I went to bed
Then I went to bed
Pull the covers over my head
Forgettin’ that old Raven
Forgetting that old Raven.
He didn’t kill no mother-
Fuckin’ lion, man.
(A reference to an old “Late Night With Conan O’Brien” sketch about Ray Lewis.)
Fuckin’ lion, man.
Rhymes with Truckin’ Drivin’ Man
I’m in, I’m out, Thanks!
“I’m out, thanks!”
He grinned madly, stepping back,
Painted mask smiling.
Painted mask smiling
Paired with painted mask frowning
Comedy, trag’dy
Comedy, trag’dy
Where to find them together?
See “Darwin Awards”!
See Darwin awards.
And not the damn series with
That stinkin’ dolphin.
(Actually, when I was a kid I liked seaQuest DSV. I know better now.)
That stinkin’ dolphin
Flipper did his funny tricks
and my girl left me
and my girl left me
for a brown eyed man really
I don’t seem to care
I don’t seem to care.
So please lock me away and
don’t allow the day.
don’t allow the day.
Might as well say don’t allow nite
Time will move on again.
Time will move on again
What’s a better time machine
Sports car or phone booth?
Sports car or phone booth?
Which will hold more college kids?
Ah, those Fifties fads!