I’ll sip more egg nog
If I need to tolerate
Visiting in-laws
Visiting in-laws
And Outlaws; what’s the diff’rence?
Outlaws are WANTED.
Outlaws are WANTED
Except when your Rock Band wrists hurt
Green Grass and High Tides
Green Grass and High Tides
let the music fill your soul
appassionate.
appassionate
v. Obs to rouse to passion
Good old OED
Good old OED
The right word for the right time
And, definition
And, definition
How would we know what to say?
Capitulation.
Capitulation
Is not a contraction of
“Capital Nation”
“Capital Nation”
Learn about all fifty states
In fifty short weeks.
In fifty short weeks
I learned all the great secrets
Then forgot each one
Then forgot each one
Haven’t remembered a thing
Need to clear my mind
Need to clear my mind
There we go, now it is cleared
Where’d I put my keys?
Where’d I put my keys?
I can’t get into my house
Nor start my Edsel.
Nor start my Edsel.
Not a problem for a car
that sucks anyway.
That sucks! Anyway,
Like Bart says, it could be worse;
If it sucks AND blows.
If it sucks and blows
She’s a keeper, a treasure
Unless it’s a guy
Unless it’s a guy
Delivering some pizza,
Don’t answer the door!
Don’t answer the door!
Because the call is coming
From inside the house!
From inside the house
comes the hungry coyote.
We’re sneaky critters.
We’re sneaky critters.
Slinking around, making no
Pandemonium?