Haiku Madness

Come forward for help
And you will get it via
A kick in the pants

Come forward for help
Come sideways, Station ID
It’s Sex Semaphore

It’s Sex Semaphore
Signals sent; are they received?
Rewarding response

A kick in the pants
That’s what you get for stealing
Rewarding response.

A kick in the pants
Was not the last line to use
Play by the rules, dude!

Play by the rules, dude!
If ninja’d, acknowledge fact,
As Ludovic did.

As Ludovic did
Ahh, okay, I got it. Thanks.
Clearly, I missed that.

Clearly I missed that
The last exit to Brooklyn
And we drove past it

And we drove past it
To a Cleveland neighborhood.
We’re in Ohio.

We’re in Ohio
Wow this state is really dull
Where is the atlas?

Where is the atlas?
Don’t need it. Did you try the
Football Hall of Fame?

Football Hall of Fame,
Unofficially known as
Head trauma central.

Head trauma central
Sad, that this is part of it
Glad, there’s awareness

Glad there’s awareness
of my tremendous beauty
and humility

And humility
Is not a quality of
Mr. Donald Trump

Mr. Donald Trump
Celebrity Millionaire
Whats up with the hair

What’s up with the hair?
He’s rich and he’s eccentric
He does what he wants

He does what he wants
And his wife does what she wants
Successful marriage.

Successful marriage
Especially for showbiz –
Bob, Ginnie Newhart

Bob, Ginnie Newhart
TV pairs are fairy tales
Not Archie Bunker