Not Archie Bunker?
O my gosh, could it be? Yes!
It’s the Meathead!!
It is the Meathead!!
No fan of Richard Nixon.
Played by Rob Reiner.
Played by Rob Reiner
Not Inigo Montoya
You! Prepare to die!
You! Prepare to die!
Are your affairs in order?
Toss out all your porn?
Toss out all your porn
Would that make you a tosser?
Depends what you toss
Depends – what you toss
When you fling adult diapers
In the nursing home
In the nursing home
Wheelchairs abound. Walkers too.
Lots of saggy bags.
Lots of saggy bags
At the Saggy bag Store 'cuz
That’s where you find 'em
That’s where you find 'em
Whenever you are searching:
The last place you look.
The last place you look
For only twenty minutes
Marianas Trench
Marianas Trench
whoa that’s deep, so really deep
The depths of despair
The depths of despair,
as an old year closes nears.
Dance to the music!
Dance to the music!
Might like to hear my organ
Play Ride Sally Ride
Play “Ride, Sally, Ride”
Tribute to America’s
First woman in space
First woman in space:
“Who tracked in all this space dust?
Take off those moon boots!”
Take off those moon boots
There’s moon dust all over them
Launch in a rocket
Launch in a Rocket
Circle the moon once or twice
Be back by dinner
Be back by dinner.
Not after this adventure,
Learns Bilbo Baggins!
Learns Bilbo Baggins
But not me. Haven’t seen it.
Flight’s pretty good, though.
Flight’s pretty good, though.
Smoke enough marijuana
and you don’t need wings.