And you don’t need wings
If you want to eat chicken.
Legs and breasts are fine.
Legs and breasts are fine,
But give me a woman with
Some junk in the trunk.
Some junk in the trunk:
Venus, or S’rena Williams?
Which one would you choose?
Which one would you choose?
A poke in the eyeball, or
A kick in the ass?
A kick in the ass:
A great start to the New Year!
Happy New Year, all!
Happy New Year! All
Hung-over from a night of
Stooges marathon.
Stooges marathon
That’s a lot of face-slapping
Now it’s time for sleep
Now it’s time for sleep
I kissed the cat goodnight and
Shoved the wife outside
Shoved the wife outside?
Mean Mr. Mustard is mean
Yes he is indeed
Yes he is indeed
He tells the neighbor children
To get off his lawn
To get off his lawn,
You have to walk miles and miles;
JR Ewing’s place.
JR Ewing’s place
is in in a prison cell
with the other thieves.
With the other thieves
You will compete. Watch your back.
Peace doesn’t rule there
Peace doesn’t rule there
They always shoot first, and then
Ask questions never
Ask questions never
You will now begin the test
Put your phones down please
Put your phones down please.
Damn it, put 'em down, I said.
I’m talking to you.
I’m talking to you
You’re talkin’ to me? Are you?
Oh, just go away
Oh, just go away
I don’t need my driveway paved
With your cheap asphalt
With your cheap asphalt
Story I see the Dispatch
Stole the Tiger D
Stole the Tiger D?
Didn’t the Giants do that?
Last October. Yes.