Last October. Yes.
That’s when Halloween occurred.
Now when was Christmas?
Now when was Christmas
It’s here in 11 months
I’ve got the tree up
“I’ve got the tree up”?
I’m not gonna touch that claim
With a 10-foot pole
With a 10-foot Pole,
A Warsaw team might compete
In the NBA.
In the NBA
Lots of tall and rich players.
But few are gay guys.
But few are gay guys
Not even Mr. Talese
Who’s taken a wife
Who’s taken a wife
Off on a grand honeymoon?
Bus to McDonald’s.
Bus to McDonald’s
Big Macs for the lot of you
Shitter’s in the back
Shitter’s in the back
Liqour’s in the front; tell me,
Where do I poker?
Where do I poker?
Any place I can. I hope
she doesn’t poke back.
She doesn’t poke back
That hibernating Grizzly
Prob’ly a good thing
Prob’ly a good thing
That I’m not in a prison
Like Martha Stewart.
Like Martha Stewart?
No, I can’t stand the woman.
She is too perfect.
She is too perfect.
Smart, sexy, and beautiful.
(Sob!) She turned me down.
(Sob!) She turned me down
We’re men, used to rejections
Our psyches can’t cope
Our psyches can’t cope
As stated in the old show
Well, don’t bother me
Well, don’t bother me
“Nobody bodders mee-eee”
Local folks will cringe
Local folks will cringe
Well, as they say, “When in Rome…”
You gotta blend in
You gotta blend in
Tequilla and waste away.
Margaritaville.
Margaritaville
That damn song plays all the time
Here in Florida.