Here in Florida
There’s gators and conch fritters
But there’s no mountains
But there’s no mountains
They said mounted police
Which means they’re on horses
Which means they’re on horses?
Said Wagstaff, “I’d horsewhip you,
If I had a horse!”
If I had a horse
I’d ride into the sunset
Just like Roy Rogers
Just like Roy Rogers
And Dale Evans, and Trigger
They might all be stuffed
They might all be stuffed
If they ate the horseburgers
What would Trigger that?
What would trigger that?
Not enough meat on Bullet
To stuff themselves with.
To stuff themselves with
And Dale Evans, and Trigger
Just like Roy Rogers
Just like Roy Rogers,
I ended up in a song
Sung by Elton John
Sung by Elton John
So don’t go breakin’ my heart
Babe, you’re not that kind
Babe, you’re not that kind
You know damn well you wouldn’t
Give me a kidney
Give me a kidney
I’m sick of dialysis
It takes so much time
It takes so much time
To lace up my boots, oh why
Do I wear thigh highs?
Do I wear thigh-highs?
I’ll have to check. This body-
Blindness doesn’t help.
Blindness doesn’t help
Unless you’re tasting, smelling
Heightened senses, there
Heightened senses, there
Acute sight, acute hearing
And acute rear end
Heightened senses, there
You’re just like Daredevil but
without ninja skills
Speaking of ninja’d…
And acute rear end
Is a quality I look
for in a hero
For in a hero,
Meat or vegetable matter
Between two starch planes.
Brilliant!
Between two starch planes
Bacon, lettuce, tomato
My Subway order