My Subway order
has disappeared, totally
Man was I hungry.
“Man was I hungry
And so man did I consume”
Said Yoda Lecter
Said Yoda Lecter,
“Confront Vader, you must; then
His liver, you eat .”
His liver, you eat;
Their pancreas, I gargle…
Nonsense, what it means.
Nonsense, what it means
is all the rubbish put out
by the Tea Party.
By the Tea Party
In Boston, dumping full crates
We’re against the king!
We’re against the King!
But we’re not against the Queen!
Put gay / band joke here.
Put gay / band joke here?
I won’t; you’d have to do that
Queen, and gays, are great
Queen, and gays, are great
Without them I wouldn’t know
How poorly I’m dressed
How poorly I’m dressed
Makes no difference to me
home sick with the flu
Home sick with the flu
Ain’t no place to be, homey
Please get well quickly
Please get well quickly
Have you gotten the vaccine?
If so, you were robbed!
If so, you were robbed!
But I didn’t do it and
you can’t prove I did!
“You can’t prove I did!”
But this is nightmare fuel that
I don’t have to prove…
I don’t have to prove
I am presumed innocent
Except in the press
Except in the press
not hot enough for sandwich
Just for my best dress.
Just for my best dress
Staple some meat onto it
To show I have taste
To show I have taste
I read Shakespeare and Dickens
and listen to jazz.
And listen to jazz
Cannonball Adderley, or
Maybe John Coltrane
Maybe John Coltrane
Is related to Rosco
P. Coltrane, cue cue