Haiku Madness

Like husband and wife.
My fav’rite politicos
Bill and Hillary.

Bill and Hillary
Gave their names to an airport
Used by Arkansans

Used by Arkansans
are white lightning and reefer.
Country folk can live.

Country folk can live
On fried chicken, mashed taters,
And sweet tea to drink.

And sweet tea to drink
Oh how I miss the southland
Atlanta, my love

Atlanta, my love
Anthropomorphizing towns
Like Daphne Fairhope

Like Daphne Fairhope
Sing, Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I’m comin’ home

Lord, I’m comin’ home
Ain’t been there in a long time
Wonder who will care

Wonder who will care
When the final whales despair
Why can’t Earth men share

Why can’t Earth men share
Global warming is a myth
Inconvenient facts

Inconvenient facts:
Panties in your back seat, and
They are not your wife’s.

They are not your wife’s
at least they better not be
the baby sitter’s

The baby sitter’s
fear when cops said the call’s from
In the house was great

In the house was great
Big stack of old newspapers
Hoarders never tossed

Hoarders never tossed
Junk piled up, for years and years
Just toss it all out

Just toss it all out?
Scrapbooks, baby’s first haircut
You will be sorry

You will be sorry
Lost memories, mementos
It’s all just clutter

It’s all just clutter
Too much info in my mind
Must clear it with beer

Must clear it with beer –
Which causes problems, and yet
Solves many as well

Solves many as well
Puzzel rings have six small bands
What about lost items?