Like husband and wife.
My fav’rite politicos
Bill and Hillary.
Bill and Hillary
Gave their names to an airport
Used by Arkansans
Used by Arkansans
are white lightning and reefer.
Country folk can live.
Country folk can live
On fried chicken, mashed taters,
And sweet tea to drink.
And sweet tea to drink
Oh how I miss the southland
Atlanta, my love
Atlanta, my love
Anthropomorphizing towns
Like Daphne Fairhope
Like Daphne Fairhope
Sing, Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I’m comin’ home
Lord, I’m comin’ home
Ain’t been there in a long time
Wonder who will care
Wonder who will care
When the final whales despair
Why can’t Earth men share
Why can’t Earth men share
Global warming is a myth
Inconvenient facts
Inconvenient facts:
Panties in your back seat, and
They are not your wife’s.
They are not your wife’s
at least they better not be
the baby sitter’s
The baby sitter’s
fear when cops said the call’s from
In the house was great
In the house was great
Big stack of old newspapers
Hoarders never tossed
Hoarders never tossed
Junk piled up, for years and years
Just toss it all out
Just toss it all out?
Scrapbooks, baby’s first haircut
You will be sorry
You will be sorry
Lost memories, mementos
It’s all just clutter
It’s all just clutter
Too much info in my mind
Must clear it with beer
Must clear it with beer –
Which causes problems, and yet
Solves many as well
Solves many as well
Puzzel rings have six small bands
What about lost items?