Haiku Madness

What about lost items?
He’s lost his marbles, you know?
Neverland vict’ry!

Neverland vict’ry
Lost boys defeat the pirates
The Darlings go home

The Darlings go home
Just say, “There’s no place like home”
Like Dorothy did

Like Dorothy did,
Answering the telephone:
“What fresh hell is this?!”

“What fresh hell is this?!”
As Matt Groening put it once:
I know. Life is Hell.

I know, life is hell
After you live, you just die
Unless God calls you

Unless God calls you
don’t answer when big game plays.
Go 49ers!

Go 49ers
Their winning the game is the
Lesser of evils

Lesser of evils?
The Niners have the greatest
Winning percentage!

(ETA: in the Super Bowl)

Winning percentage
ain’t everything. Coolness is.
Proof: Joe Montana.

Proof: Joe Montana.
Assume this to be true.
Divide by zero.

Divide by zero
Another boring core-dump
Where the hell’s the bug?

Where the hell’s the bug
Game over! Game over, man!
They’re in the damn walls!

They’re in the damn walls!
Not a plane, but in the walls!
Snakes! Snakes everywhere!

Snakes! Snakes everywhere!
I must strike and kill them first.
Venom in my heart.

Venom in my heart.
No heat is lost, done away.
Gone is the summer.

Gone is the summer
and she left me to die in
this frozen winter

This frozen winter
May be the death of me, Or
I could hibernate

I could hibernate
Just like Punxsutawney Phil
That famous groundhog

That famous groundhog
No, not Sonic the Hedgehog
Groundhogs are woodchucks