Then wife will say “yes.”
Good news: She wants a threesome.
Bad news: With two men.
Bad news with two men
Well, that’s still good news for her
Can’t we compromise?
Can’t we compromise?
I’ll have sex with her and you
have sex with yourself.
Have sex with yourself
Isn’t that just like saying
To go fuck yourself?
To go fuck yourself?
Or not to go fuck yourself?
The age old questions.
The age old questions
We humans are consistent
Over time, these truths
Over time, these truths
Nothing stops the dying Sun.
All that is, will burn.
All that is, will burn
When you eat my chili beans:
Ouch, that Ring of Fire!
Ouch, that Ring of Fire!
I went down. The flames went high’r.
Love’s a burning thing.
Love’s a burning thing
if, in dark, you grab Bengay
not lube, by mistake
Not lube by mistake
Means your car won’t last too long
Proper maintenance
Proper maintenance.
Never feed after midnight.
Do not get him wet.
Do not get him wet
The old man told Hoyt Axton
But Gizmo got wet
But Gizmo got wet
Boy, that was an old movie
What about zombies?
What about zombies?
They’re always shuff’ling about
Mumbling for some brains
Mumbling for some brains
Is not to be confused with
Bumbling for some Maines.
Bumbling for some Maines,
is Bedazzled underwear.
They are funny folk.
They are funny folk
The Addams Family are
Just too weird for me
Just too weird for me?
That’s not true, my friend. I am
the King of Weirdness
The King of Weirdness
Came to town, riding on his
Throne made of carrots