Haiku Madness

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It sure takes all kinds
I quietly draw the blinds
And eat my pork rinds

And eat my pork rinds?
Not me. They are unfit for
human consumption

Human consumption,
Why the aliens are here:
It is a cookbook!

It is a cookbook!
Great Twilight Zone episode.
As was “Living Doll”.

As was “Living Doll”.
Which reminds me - “Mannequin”.
I want my time back.

I want my time back
You cannot get your life back
It is time to live

It is time to live.
Pack a bag. Burn your house down.
Change your name and run.

Change your name and run
Who knows? You might win it all.
The next President

The next President,
not like the last Shrub in Charge
Better than the now.

Better than the now?
That’s not asking very much
Why such low standards?

Why such low standards?
You can do better than him
He doesn’t have legs.

He doesn’t have legs
That’s just like Eddie Murphy
In Trading Places

In Trading Places
Jamie Lee topless…boobies…
I’ll be in my bunk.

I’ll be in my bunk
That was one hot blouse she wore
Then, she took it off

Then she took it off.
Her skin was a map of scars.
I was lost for words.

I was lost for words.
Then I noticedmy tiles were:
Q, T, I, Z. QUIZ!

Q, T, I, Z - QUIZ!
Sounds like a cheerleader’s cheer
For the bad spellers

For the bad spellers
It makes sense too yews a spell
checker four you’re work

Checker four you’re work;
The cab once preferred by all
New York City hacks.