New York City hacks
You’re talking about the Knicks?
But not the Celtics
But not the Celtics?
New York had a team named that
Back in the Twenties.
Back in the twenties
We had a swell time at the
Speakeasy with dames
Speakeasy with dames,
good jazz, and marijuana.
I wanna go there!
<tantrum, kicking and screaming>
I wanna go there!
I wanna! Yeah, I wanna!
</tantrum, kicking and screaming>
Mom, are we there yet?
Mom, are we there yet?
NO! And you will shut up or I
will knock your block off.
Will knock your block off
Like Rock’Em Sock’Em Robots
Ahh, toys from our youth
(just $250.00 on eBay)
Ahh, toys from our youth
Go outside and throw those Jarts
Way up in the air
(or at each other…)
(Amazon’s is the remake, not the original)
Way up in the air
In my beautiful balloon
I can see for miles
“I can see for miles!”
Said Jesus up on the cross;
“I can see my house!”
“I can see my house!
See it, there, in Wasilla?”
She said from Russia
She said from Russia:
“Would you like some vodka?” “No,
I prefer reefer.”
“I prefer reefer
Instead of a martini”
Said no Bond ever.
Said no Bond ever,
“I prefer men to women.”
Never say never.
Never Say Never
He who hesitates is Lost
Both are Trite and wrong
Both are Trite and Wrong,
That famous vaudeville duo.
Seltzer down your pants!
Seltzer down your pants
Isn’t any fun at all
Not like Marilyn
Not like Marilyn.
Light a candle in the wind.
Set your farts on fire.
Set your farts on fire?
Really! What a mondegreen!
Set the night on fire!
Set your farts on fire
So you won’t stink up the place
You’ll just burn it down
Missed it by that much
“Set the night on fire”
Said Evil Midnight Bomber
Who Bombs at Midnight