Who bombs at midnight?
Who wears his pants way too tight?
Who likes his Bud Light?
Who likes his Bud Light?
Not me. The dirty scoundrel
owes me lots of cash
Owes me lots of cash
Promissory notes won’t help
Credit cards won’t help
Credit cards won’t help
me buy weed and I’m not sure
hookers will take 'em.
Hookers will take 'em
out and let you motorboat??
Go ask Charlie Sheen.
Go ask Charlie Sheen
Wild Thing. Wall Street. He’s seen all.
No naive one, he.
No naive one, he
wouldn’t give unmarked bills for
my Florida land.
My Florida land
Comes with a special feature:
Enjoy your sinkhole!
Enjoy your sinkhole
Where once was a parking lot
Now is a fine pond
Now is a fine pond –
If it’s teeming with gators,
You can have free meat!
Now is a fine pond;
But it has a malty head?
Tell him: “Look! Free beer!”
Tell him: “Look, free beer!”
and he will sprint to the bar
faster than the Flash.
Faster than the Flash
Able to leap tall buildings
In a single bound
In a single bound
jar, Evil slept. Pandora,
looking for cookies?
Looking for cookies?
Please wait another full year
The Girl Scouts are done
The Girl Scouts are done.
Time to serve them up. I am
a cannibal cop.
Since this post got overlooked:
A cannibal cop
Left evidence when he fled.
You can have free meat!
You can have free meet
But you have to eat your meat
Before your pudding
Before your pudding.
Bow before Bill Cosby’s Jell-
O Instant Pudding.
O Instant Pudding
How quickly I can make you
Come smooth in my mouth