Come smooth in my mouth.
Like a salty slug of snot.
Now, what’s for dessert?
Now, what’s for dessert?
Perhaps a piece of peach pie,
Or some bread pudding.
Or some bread pudding
My wife’s favorite dessert
Besides me, of course
Besides me, of course,
she always wants to stand. Laugh.
I’ve got magic hands.
I’ve got magic hands
They’re my tools for doing tricks
The audience smiles
The audience smiles.
The lions roar to be freed,
to begin the feast.
to begin the feast
stab it, for your steely knives
cannot kill the beast
Cannot kill the beast
You can check out any time
You can never leave
You can never leave
Willy poking his head out.
Always check your fly.
Always check your fly
Or the bird will fly, fly, fly,
Fly fly, fly fly, fly?
Fly fly, fly fly, fly
I count five flies in the skies
Give them all a swat
Give them all a swat
The young girls in mini skirts
They do love it, yeah
They do love it, yeah.
The Beatles love fame and wealth.
From she loves you, yeah.
From she loves you, yeah
With a love like that, you know
She should be glad, yeah
She should be glad, yeah,
I like her. Not all women
date a coyote.
Date a coyote
If you like it doggie style
And fleas in your pubes.
Date a coyote
Is that like a cougar? Nights
In bars are deadly
Ninja’d!
And fleas in your pubes
When she said she had crabs, I
thought she meant seafood
Thought she meant seafood
When she offered “fish taco”.
I said “I just ate.” :smack:
I said “I just ate”
But she was off’ring dessert
I dove down, chowed down
I dove down, chowed down.
Yeah, I ate it off the floor.
Damn I was hungry.