Damn, I was hungry!
I woke up, got out of bed
Bacon and pancakes
Bacon and pancakes …
No maple syrup topping?
I’ll try Drambuie
I’ll try Drambuie
with Coke. Shaken not stirred. And
a cocktail onion.
A cocktail onion
Placed between your cheek and gum
Keeps fat girls away.
Keeps fat girls away
Bicycles, fat-bottomed girls
Make the rockin’ world
Make the rockin’ world
go away forever. Please.
I prefer old jazz.
I prefer old jazz
A lit candle, warm brandy
Then the kids wake up
Then the kids wake up,
rub sleep from their beady eyes,
with their dirty paws.
With their dirty paws
They have marked up the carpet
Mom starts vacuuming
Mom starts vacuuming
Polly’s feathers off the floor
while Dad drowns the cat.
While Dad drowns the cat
I’m on the phone with the cops
Daddy goes to jail
Daddy goes to jail
Now he’s in a gang
and has a tattoo
And has a tatto
she does? That don’t bother me.
What is her cup size?
What is her cup size?
Her breasts aren’t spectacular,
But they are perky!
But they are perky
Lovely bouncing and jiggling
Just like lime Jell-o
Just like lime Jell-o
She was cold, green, and jiggly
Captain Kirk did her
Captain Kirk did her
He jumped anything that breathed
Lovely Drusilla
Lovely Drusilla
She’s dressed up for some space porn
space pizza man’s here
Space pizza man’s here
Pepp’roni with aliens?
Lots of gooey cheese?
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