Lots of gooey cheese?
“Not for me” I said quickly
I can’t stand the stuff
I can’t stand the stuff
Just keep it away from me
Bring me a cold beer
Bring me a cold beer,
a new car, and a monkey.
To Santa - North Pole.
To Santa – North Pole?
No way. He is way too fat
to be a stripper
To be a stripper
One needs a good pair of legs
A nice rack helps, too
A nice rack helps, too -
a dungeon with no rack like
a duck with no quack.
a duck with no quack
echo’s silently in a
forest with no trees
Forest with no trees
Like apple pie with no cheese
Or hive with no bees.
Or hive with no bees
Means honey is close at hand
Go and tell Pooh Bear
Go and tell Pooh Bear
Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo
Have been abducted!
Have been abducted!
By Cecil Adams!! Beware,
he knows everything!!!
He knows everything
Or does he? Has he been wrong?
He’s human, you know
“He’s human, you know.”
“No way. He has an eye in
the back of his head.”
The back of his head
Sported a “party” mullet
The front was all biz.
The front was all biz
It was cold. Her high-beams shone
Like two beacons bright
Like two beacons bright
So … the British are coming??
English Money Shot
English Money Shot?
Does that in some way involve
Farthing on a cake?
Farthing on a cake?
Penny cake sounds better but
I prefer pound cake
I prefer pound cake
(Also called sponge cake) with shrimp
and Margaritas.
And margaritas
Salt on the glass? Or, no salt?
A shot of Jim Beam