Lost starts in one hour
two decades in the past, though
on this exact spot
On this exact spot
We’ll have our BBBQ
The last B’s for beer.
the last B’s for beer
and the last Q is for cue
BB’s are big boobs?
BB’s are Big Boobs?
the little boy asked as
he pointed the gun
He pointed the gun.
And pointedly asked of him
“Do you feel lucky?”
he pointed the gun
good luck: it was not loaded
because he sure was
Do you feel lucky?
I did, but my post came late
Damn you, Hoopy Frood
Damn you, Hoopy Frood
You Freudian Hopping Frog
How quick you jump in
How quickly you jump in
While everyone is looking
and shout “Cannonball!”
and shout “Cannonball!”
and shout “grenade!” and “arrows!”
I just pissed myself
I just pissed myself
by accident; or was it
really on purpose?
really on purpose?
a brown stain appears and grows
lighting your own farts
Lighting your own farts?
Not the classiest hobby
That’s for sure, my friend.
That’s for sure, my friend
This true and for real statement
This haiku is lame
“This haiku is lame”?
Although not unbiased, I
must now disagree.
Must now disagree
To agree to disagree
That disagrievance
That “disagrievance”
really makes me grind my teeth;
It’s not a real word!
It’s not a real word!
“Irregardless!” Regardless
or Irrespective
Or Irrespective
of anything apropos
I present to you
I present to you
one butt cheek, then the other
a full moon tonight