In Mark Twain’s classic,
“The coldest winter was a
Summer in SF”
Summer in SF,
Autumn in Mystery, and
Winter in Horror.
Winter in horror
Reminds me of summer games
At Candlestick Park!
Winter in horror
And Spring in apprehension
Summer at the beach
But a moment too late
Winter in horror.
Visit Transylvania. The
vampires love long nights.
(I checked the dicitonary and Transylvania can be pronounced with four syllables)
Vampires love long nights.
Dragons love golden treasures.
Maidens love long knights.
Madiens love long knights.
Love them even more when they
Have big long lances.
Have big long lances
Tell me, how big are their feet?
How long is his nose?
How long is his nose?
de Bergerac is not glad–
Attend to your sword.
Attend to your sword
But I must tell you I’m not
Left handed, either
Left-handed? Either
hand will do for times when you
must spank the monkey.
Must spank the monkey.
Very naughty boy, he gets no
bananas for snack.
Must spank the monkey
'cuz he is misbehaving
He’s a bad monkey
Argh for it happened again!
Bananas for snack
A healthy alternative
to cyanide cakes
To cyanide cakes!
Mai Tai make a toast to them,
and arsenic pies!
And arsenic pies
May be baked with Hershey bars.
That’s death by chocolate!
That’s death by chocolate!
Remember the instructions,
Because your turn’s next…
Because your turn’s next
Ya gotta count syllables
They gotta be right
They gotta be right!
Yeah, yeah, they can’t be left, or
you will run out of
You will run out of
condoms, son, if you try to
bang a whored of whores
Bang a whored of whores,
you Peyote Coyote,
I’m too old and tired.