“John Jacob Heimer?”
Didn’t I see you over
At Trivia Game ?
At Trivia Game?
What, are you Wink Martindale?
Or, Chuck Woolery?
Or, Chuck Wollery?
Speaking of trivia, he
wrote “Palisades Park.”
Wrote “Palisades Park”
He also says “Don’t Ban Guns”
Let’s protect ourselves
Let’s protect ourselves
from getting ninja’d and post
as fast as we can.
As fast as we can?
Prof. Pepperwinkle, you are
posting very fast!
Posting very fast?
But echo7tango,
not as fast as you!
Not as fast as you!
Pepperwinkle and Echo
Type with sonic booms!
Type with sonic booms:
Boom! Boom! Intergalactic
Gladiator! Boom!
Gladiator! Boom!
Bananaramalama
cheesecakes are quite good.
Cheesecakes are quite good,
especially if fried in
cookie dough batter.
Cookie dough batter.
Just what every witch needs when
the children come by.
The children come by
They want love, toys and candy
Watch their lovely smiles
Watch their lovely smiles
fade away into terror
as you watch them boil
As you watch them boil,
Listen for their high pitched screams,
Then melt some butter.
Then melt some butter
Add garlic, salt and pepper
Sautéed kids a treat
Sautéed kids a treat
with cherry milkshakes for the
thing under your bed
Thing under your bed?
Perhaps a porno or a
big fat black dildo.
big fath black dildo
Okay. Good time for all the
Jason Collins jokes.
Jason Collins jokes?
He’s taking enough abuse,
I’m sure, as it is