I’m sure, as it is
that the sun rises at morn,
that it’s not Friday.
That it’s not Friday
causes me to say something
like, “Fuck fuck fuck fuck!”
Like, Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
I am so pissed off, dude, and
Monosyllabic
Monosyllabic
pedants seldom perpetrate
Dopers’ logorrhea.
Doper’s logorrhea:
the second worst thing I know
that ends in “hea”
That ends in “hea”
Not onomatopoeia
Hey dude, I’ll see ya
Hey dude, I’ll see ya
after class and we’ll pick up
some babes and some brews!
Some babes and some brews
Share an important factor:
Good to the last drop!
“Good to the last drop!”
Teddy Roosevelt said that
At the Maxwell House.
At the Maxwell House,
Bang Bang, His silver hammer
Came down on her head.
Came down upon her head,
A host of feathers, lightly,
Like a so-soft quilt.
Like a so soft quilt,
I drape my arms around you.
Can you feel our love?
Can you feel our love?
It’s hard and full of seamen
like a submarine.
Like a submarine
sandwich all cover’d with ham,
smother’d in mayo.
Smother’d in mayo
And dripping with sarcasm
It’s Mayo Hipster
It’s Mayo Hipster!
That Minnesota doctor,
Rockin’ skinny jeans.
Rockin’ skinny jeans.
A reincarnation of
The Swinging Blue Jeans
The swinging blue jeans
out on the old laundry line,
dancing in sunshine
Dancing in sunshine
I slip my hand down your pants
I can feel your love
I can feel your love
Hold me down, I need to be
Free as a bird now