“Free as a bird now,
it’s the next best thing to be.”
John, Paul, George, Ringo.
John, Paul, George, Ringo,
these four names live forever
we love The Beatles
We love the Beatles
But I can’t believe how they
Copied the Monkees
Copied the Monkees
by reverse engineering
Became the Seeknom!
Became the Seeknom
When Xenu revealed the truth
Scientology
Scientology!
Even a stopped clock is right
Once or twice a day…
Once or twice a day
Coital frequency is not
Nearly 'nuff for me
Nearly 'nuff for me
would be once a month or so
I have a low drive
I have a low drive
in my ancient computer
it’s just kilobytes.
It’s just kilobytes
But with 8 bits in each byte
That’s 8,000 bits
“That’s 8000 bits,”
The police officer said.
The body: gruesome.
The body: gruesome.
The victim: Annie Chapman.
The killer? Who knows?
The killer? Who knows?
Just who was Jack the Ripper?
Well, I’m Dan Cooper!
Well, I’m Dan Cooper!
Unless, er, you are the Feds –
then I’m Howard Hughes!
then I’m Howard Hughes!
You’re looking for a porn star?
Well, I’m How Hung Huge!
Well, I’m How Hung Huge,
Asian stereotype and
idol of millions!
Idol of millions,
but I sleep alone each night.
I am so ronery.
I am so ronery,
I sit with my rosary
and play for a rove.
And play for a Rove
Is Karl wanted that badly
Who wants a hot Karl?
Who wants a hot Karl?
Maybe a cool Frederick
or an icy Mao?