Haiku Madness

Or an icy Mao
Ya gotta be quite ronery
To find rovin’ there

To find rovin’ there
in the glen, a youthful maid,
it’s like a folk song.

It’s like a folk song
An old-fashioned love song, in
3-part harmony

3-part harmony
is for beginners, we have
12-part harmony

12-part harmony
Those disciples had some pipes
Judas was pitchy

Judas was pitchy,
Jude the Obscure was pithy,
Hey, Jude never ends.

Hey, Jude never ends
And when we all sing along
Our voices unite

Our voices unite,
the orchestra joins in, and
we have Melody!

We have Melody!
Last name was Pond, then it
Changed to River Song

Changed to River Song
who shows up in the final
season episode.

Season episode
666 I shall not see.
I’m its handsome star.

I’m its handsome star.
It’s the only YouTube clip
With no views so far

With no views so far,
This windowless building is
Drab, boring and dull.

Drab, boring, and dull
Time to wake up this party
I spiked the punch bowl

I spiked the punch bowl
But don’t tell anyone else
I used Listerine.

I used Listerine
Ladle a cup, and gargle
But spit. Don’t swallow!

But spit. Don’t swallow!
Coyote semen isn’t
for the faint of heart.

For the faint of heart
The shy, blushed-red coy faces
Turn away and smile

Turn away and smile
because no one wants to see
Your foul toothless grin

Your foul toothless grin
I have loved so very long
it makes my heart smile