Haiku Madness

It makes my heart smile
Evil doc’s experiments
Added mouth to heart

Added mouth to heart,
mix in liver and kidney,
fine cannibal stew.

Fine cannibal stew
Teen headhunters penalized
Fine Young Cannibals

Fine Young Cannibals’
She Drives Me Crazy is still
here on my playlist.

Here on my playlist
Is Gordon Lightfoot’s “Sundown”
Great Seventies tune!

Great Seventies tune
is “Born to Run” by Springsteen.
The Boss is so boss.

The Boss is so boss
But Elton ruled the decade
With many great songs

With many great songs,
Billy Joel is my top fave…
but don’t let him drive!

But don’t let him drive
Italian Restaurant
Brenda and Eddie

Brenda and Eddie
walked up to the house and rang:
Lurch opened the door.

Lurch opened the door
Hazel cooked a nice dinner
Keith Partridge sang songs

Keith Partridge sang songs
“I think I love you” was one.
It sticks in your head!

It sticks in your head
like an axe sharpened on a
grindstone made of glue.

Grindstone made of glue
Does not sound like it would work
Use Play Doh instead

Use Play Doh instead
of marble and Pygmalion
has a rainbow girl.

Has a rainbow girl
got a chance in Hades in
a black-and-white world?

A black-and-white world?
No, old photos deceive you.
Color was around.

Color was around,
blue, green, orange, red and pink,
a gay pride parade!

A gay pride parade
Jason Collins would support
We’d support him, too

We’d support him, too.
Many people who “come out”
Were not really “in.”