Haiku Madness

Of the Soul, (a book)
The Godfather, (a movie)
Fish, (a TV show)

Fish, (a TV show)
And it starred Abe Vigoda
Who is still not late.

Who is still not late
No, he mustn’t die, the Time
Lord Victorious.

Lord Victorious,
High Master of Supremacy,
Monarch of the Realm

Monarch of the realm
King of the Andals and the
First Men; Which one?

First, men: which one
is more important, having
big tits or great ass?

Big tits or great ass?
Rude objectification
How dare you do so?

How dare you do so?
Nothing beats a big, firm rack
Clearly, big tits rule

Clearly, big tits rule
and the bigger the boobies
the smaller my brain

The smaller my brain
Not enough blood to use it
with my large penis.

With my large penis
I don’t need a pickup truck
That’s super-lifted

That’s super-lifted
by Superman in Man of
Steel at the movies!

Grr. Should have posted faster.

Steel at the movies
Pierce Brosnan doesn’t conjure
Like, Remington Steele?

Like Remington Steele
jivin’ off an old film spiel
to keep it unreal

To keep it unreal,
Just throw caution to the wind:
Eat the brown acid.

Eat the brown acid
Or, take the red pill, or blue?
The choice, it is yours

The choice, it is yours
To be or not to be, dare
you ask the question?

You ask the question,
But do you know the answer?
It is 42.

It is 42
The J Robinson Movie; there
goes the HG bit.