He spelled “xanthosis”
With Z, two Ys, and a Q
He was way, way off
He was Way, Way Off
Clever Cow! Yoko Ono
You Planted the Ring!
You planted the ring
in the chalice? The flagon
with the dragon holds…
With the dragon holds,
orcs, and me as DM the
party’s in trouble.
party’s in trouble
no drinks are available
'cept Smirnoffs and Tang
'cept Smirnoffs and Tang
I do not know these people
I so pulled this off
I so pulled this off!
But now I have to wonder
How to put it back?
How to put it back?
He pulled the sword from the stone
But didn’t want it
But didn’t want it
Merlin convinced him to lead
And, oh, Guinevere!
And, oh, Guenivere,
stay out of Lancelot’s bed.
You’re the queen, y’know?
You’re the Queen, y’know?
Laying in Your Spiderweb
The Queen of Falsehoods
The Queen of Falsehoods
Google has many results
Which is your intent?
Which is your intent?
Take arms 'gainst sea of troubles?
Or Door Number Three?
Or Door Number Three?
Sorry, only two Doors left.
Desmond and Krieger.
Desmond and Krieger
Even more strange names to me
Not knowing feels wrong.
Not knowing feels wrong.
But alas! Now you’ve told me.
I feel so much worse.
I feel so much worse
after that 17th beer
than the first 16
Than the first 16
Birthdays of my youth are gone
Time marked by decades
Time marked by decades:
so, I have measured out my
life in coffee spoons.
Life in coffee spoons
Tools of the long dark tea time
Of the soul, (a book).