Quite absent, likely
Ain’t no “likely” about it
I will never go
I will never go
To the lands of Westeros
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately,
no Westeros for our own
Didact Lectorem.
Didact Lectorem,
my name! sans the three sevens
I shall never change!
I shall never change!
I shall never be humble!
For I am perfect!
For I am perfect!
Except the hair, teeth, eyes, clothes,
And athletic skill.
And athletic skill?
That’s highly overrated
You’re perfect enough
You’re perfect enough.
I admire your brain; it
Is beyond measure.
Is beyond measure
a sophisticated way
of saying I’m Lost?
Of saying I’m lost?
I’m like Daniel Boone. I’m not
lost, just bewildered.
Lost; just bewildered;
Confusion in the ordered
World; Enigmatic.
World enigmatic
scientist Gru returns to
amuse this summer!
Amuse this summer?
As in, “pleasin’ the season?”
Care to rephrase that?
Care to rephrase that?
See Despicable Me 2
with Gru and the girls!
With Gru and the girls
Still despicable then? I
thought he had matured.
Thought he had matured,
I did, then I realized
he isn’t whiskey.
he isn’t whiskey.
he isn’t fine wine or cheese.
He is like moonshine.
He is like moonshine,
An outdated term, for a
Once illegal drug.
Once, illegal drug
Somehow entered my body
And I know not how
And I know not how
to write a haiku that ends
in a clever line