In a clever line
It would end something like this
“Takes one to know one!”
“Takes one to know one!”
He said biblically as
he got himself off.
He got himself
Off his addiction, without
Use of clever puns.
Use of clever puns
Might cause one to be nicknamed
Attila the Pun
Attila the Pun
Often sought knowledge, of the
Carnal, women’s sort.
Carnal women’s sort
How does one play off of that?
You look maaahvelous!
You look maaahvelous!
I wondered the same; nice. Can
you make one harder.
You make one harder?
A hard man is good to find
Or so she tells me
Or so she tells me,
“This is the end of the line.”
Actually, this is.
Actually, this is
a pretty boring haiku:
I must try harder.
I must try harder!
Professor Pepperwinkle,
teach me your ways please.
“Teach me your ways please.”
Drewtwo99, my friend,
my way is not yours.
My way is not yours
I will get to Scotland first
Taking the low road
Taking the low road
Is no way to get ahead
Unless it’s faster
Unless it’s faster?
The low road’s not for the quick,
the dead travel it.
the dead travel it.
travel the River Styx, and
Sing “Come Sail Away.”
Sing “Come Sail Away”
If only I could, but the
Styx wiped my memory.
Styx wiped my memory
Searing Tommy Shaw Solo
That Acid was Strong!
That Acid was Strong!
Hydrochloric can even
Dissolve humans, man!
Dissolve humans, man!
Then stir them up and drink them,
Toothless cannibal!