Toothless cannibal:
gives great head, it’s true of course,
and eats embryos.
And eats embryos
With a splash of Tabasco
Chase it with a beer
Chase it with a beer,
Sit back, relax, take it slow,
Hey, man, it’s Summer.
“Hey, man, it’s Summer
Glau; wanna play hide the bone?”
Or so my dream goes.
Or so my dream goes
Sofia Vergara - mine!
But then I wake up
But then I wake up
At 6 in the afternoon
Let’s drink the night 'way.
Let’s drink the night 'way.
Somewhere in the world it is
Always after five.
Always after five?
Didn’t they teach you that it’s six?
Where’d you go to school? 
Where’d you go to school?
I went to North Olmsted High.
It’s west of Cleveland.
It’s west of Cleveland
that makes the rest of Cleveland
feel so easterly.
Feel, so easterly
winds might touch; smell, so western
Winds might carry…thus?
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Winds might carry…thus
Parachutes and hang gliders
I hope they don’t fall
I hope they don’t fall
Such failure would bring great shame
Death too, natur’lly.
Death too, natur’lly
Will come to us all, of course
Along with taxis
Along with taxis,
Driven by Chiron, ferry-
man of Hades’ land.
Man of Hades’ land:
behold Sisyphus, the true
King of Rock and Roll!
King of Rock and Roll,
He who wears a crown, although
Heavy hangs his head.
Heavy hangs his head.
How he hates having herpes.
His happystick hurts.
His happystick hurts
Like hell when he pees - OH, PAIN!
Hey: no glove, no love.