Hey! No Glove, no love!
No I don’t care if you’re “clean.”
Wrap it up now, bub!
Wrap it up now, bub!
HBO and your readers
want next GoT.
Want next GoT
Record on your DVR
Watch at your leisure
Watch at your leisure
as I slowly reveal
a certain male part!
A certain male part,
Hamlet, is the benchmark of
an actor’s talent.
an actor’s talent:
“Learn your lines and don’t bump in-
To the furniture.”
“To the furniture,
Away!” It hides great power,
Wisdom, and secrets.
Wisdom and secrets
and jokes: these are a few of
my favorite things.
My favorite things:
music, books, reefer, and a
lady named Shannon
Lady named Shannon
Miller won gymnastics gold
Back in '96
Back in '96
Of the eighteen hundreds, 'course
Sir McKinley won.
Sir McKinley won
the favor of his fair lass,
but she proved untrue.
But, she proved, untrue
Was the tale of the tortoise
And the hare, clearly.
And the hare, clearly
Had to be cut from the team
Get it? The hare? Cut?
Get it? The hare? Cut?
No, sir. It is a rabbit.
It is now deballed.
It is now deballed:
A former pawn shop, now a
Pot dispensary.
Pot dispensary,
Pot dispensary; wherefore
art thou, dispensary?
(hmm, six syllables, oh, well…)
Thou dispensary,
Thou pharmaceuticorum,
Thou drug palace, Ho!
(I am quite sorry
Oh dear. I have miscounted.
I beg for penance)
Thou drug palace, ho
And prostitute aplenty:
A Playboy mansion.
A Playboy Mansion
I don’t live in. My home is
a happy hovel.