A happy hovel
Is a much better place than
A crap hole cabin
A crap hole, cabin
Boy, is a terrible place
To be, at all times.
To be, at all times,
ready for emergencies
Is a doctor’s lot.
Is a doctor’s lot
Something he puts on bagels?
No you’re thinking lox
No, you’re thinking lox.
I’m thinking locks. The monsters
are out to get me.
Are out to get me?
Who? You? Me? We? More pronouns!
They seek her his; aye.
That should be fun to make work.
They seek her. His “aye”
means her life, his “nay” yields death;
but only if she’s found.
But only, if she’s found,
Can I be impressed by your
Work 'round for that line.
Work round for that line?
Le Ministre’s sweatshop made
that one look easy.
That one look easy
This one make hard, I use:
Defenestration!
Defenestration:
pick him up, toss him out the
window, then shut it.
Window, then shut it
'fore spaghettification
Annihilates you.
Annihilates you?
If it doesn’t, Nietzsche said
Will make you stronger
Will make you stronger,
What you overcome, said by,
Apparently, Nietzsche.
Apparently, Nietzsche
Not Hegel or Kierkegaard
Not John Stuart Mill
Unified Theory
Albert Einstein tried to find
The Grand Theory
(4 syllables? oh dear)
The Grand Theory
The Last Great Question; Farnsworth
Concurs: One last truth.
Concurs: one last truth
And it’s the ultimate truth:
Dogs are man’s best friends
“Theory” is usually pronounced with 3 syllables, not 2. If with 3 then that line has 5.
But what about here where you have 6 in the last line?
And then the Professor already caught you here also with 6 in the last line:
What gives?