What the fuck is it?
It used to be ham salad,
But that was weeks ago!
But that was weeks ago?
Hey! That’s not 5 syllables –
I call haiku foul
I call Haiku Foul:
Us’ally his mom answers.
Is Haiku there, Ma’am?
Is Haiku there, Ma’am?
No, he’s dating a lim’rick
and can’t seem to scan.
And can’t seem to scan
Heck, he can’t even copy
Just what good is he?
Just what good is he?
None at all, Steve. Why should a
coyote be good?
Coyote be good?
I hear they’re just terrific
Deep fried in batter.
Deep fried in batter
Will make food even better
Twinkies… bacon… fruit…
Twinkies… bacon… fruit…
Snickers bars…Three Musketeers…
What was I saying?
What was I saying
Right before my cell phone rang?
I have forgotten.
I have forgotten
How good deep fried bacon is
Dip it in choc’late
“Dip it in choc’late,”
He said to the prostitute.
That sure made her day!
That sure made her day
When we deep fried her Twinkies
But broccoli? No!
“But broccoli? NO!”
Cried a former president.
His son was one, too.
His son was one, too.
From Lone Star Texas, they were.
Where it’s beef, and beans.
Where it’s beef, and beans:
Sitting around the campfire;
Think Blazing Saddles.
Think Blazing Saddles
And the N-Word Comes to Mind
And… Lili Von Shtupp!
And… Lili Von Shtupp!
You can jump on her belly,
And bust her balloon!
And bust her balloon.
I’m sorry, I meant to say
And burst her bubble!
And burst her bubble.
Then you will be in trouble.
She’ll burst you double.