Which comes after “lent”?
Never gets returned, thanks, or
Gets returned busted?
Gets returned busted
When she gets back home after
Breast augmentation
Breast augmentation?
Next you’ll be saying Take this
blue pill to…uh, oh!
Blue Pill to un, oh"
Oh, no, Squad Leader Yellow!
The swine killed Blue Pill!
The swine killed “Blue Pill,”
Ovines took out “Black Capsule,”
Who did “Purple Tab?”
(Coyote, you’re my hero. 
)
Who did Purple Tab?
Coca-Cola marketers
Trying everything…
Trying ev’rything
And succeeding at nothing:
Yep, my first marriage.
(Sunspace, you’re my hero, too. )
Yep, my first marriage
Was to a woman who could
Suck the chrome from bumpers.
Suck chrome from bumpers;
That Pixar Cars character
Didn’t make the film.
Didn’t make the film.
Did not write the book, either.
Feeling so lazy!
Feeling so lazy?
Don’t get up yet. Stay in bed.
Girl, take your clothes of!
Girl, take your clothes off!
Sunday mornings are made for
Atheists to boink.
Atheists to boink!
Nice, fresh atheists to boink!
These just aren’t selling.
These just aren’t selling…
Peanut butter and sour cream
Are not a good match.
Are not a good match?
Borg? Lendl? Connors? And Mac?
Good tennis matches!
Good tennis matches:
What you need to give Connors
A royal hot foot.
A royal hot foot?
A brat from East St. Louis.
Playboy Playmate spouse,
Playboy Playmate spouse,
Living in enormous house
No dusting needed.
No dusting needed.
No crime was committed here.
Just ten bullet wounds
Just 10 bullet wounds,
but I’ll be fine. They missed the
important organs.
(thanks, burpo)