Haiku Madness

Important organs
Don’t tell me to spill my guts
Innards are outards

Innards are outards.
All of our belly-buttons
Start out just the same.

Start out just the same.
Mutate into something else.
Adaptation here.

Adaptation here
Chameleons; transparency
Or, shall we just talk?

Or, shall we just talk?
This forcing telepathy
Gave me a headache

Gave me a headache,
him heartburn, her neuralgia,
but the dog is fine.

But the dog is fine
Yeah, the doggone dog is fine
-Michael and Sir Paul

Michael and Sir Paul
Sang 'bout piano keyboards
We live side by side

We live side by side.
One day, we will rule the Earth.
We are…The Sardine.
(:o No sleep last night.)

We are The Sardine.
Surrender, foolish mammals.
We control the seas.

We control the seas.
Soon, we’ll take the land, as well.
THEN we’ll see who’s tinned!

(We’re writing our own sci-fi novel; 2 lines at a time :smiley: )

Then we’ll see who’s tinned
An Away Team’s day gone bad
Beam me up, Scotty

Beam me up, Scotty
I’ve places to go, sights to see
Through eternity

Through etrmity
I zip with glee thanks to my
new improved Dean Drive.

“New, improved Dean Drive.”
It’s only a new street sign.
Same old ugly Deans.

Same old ugly Deans:
Stockwell, Rusk and hurricane;
Last one’s '07.

Last one’s '07
Rather a very good year
For Cabernet grapes

For Cabernet grapes
To growwell, they needlots of
Water, sun, and love.

Water, Sun, and Love
Just weren’t as popular as
Crosby, Stills and Nash.

Crosby, Stills and Nash
(but not Young) were at Woodstock,
was their second gig.