Crosby, Stills and Nash
Singing Rock and Roll Woman
Buffalo Springfield
too late, so …
Was their second gig
Lacking Cowgirl in the Sand
No guitar Neil Young
No guitar Neil Young
Leaves us with just singing Neil;
Ten miles of bad road.
Ten miles of bad road
To the middle of nowhere
Welcome to Moose Jaw.
Welcome to Moose Jaw
Find a bar and drink Moose Drool
One pint at a time
One pint at a time
Donating at the blood bank
On the to-do list.
On the to-do list:
Donate platelets there, too.
Have to schedule that!
Have to schedule that:
You just can’t walk in and get
A full head transplant.
A full head transplant:
would you like brains or beauty?
Blue eyes or soft brown?
Blue eyes, or soft brown?
What kind of S A T score would
You like with that sperm?
You like with that sperm
An ovum to fertilize
Hope you want a kid
Hope you want a kid
From that nanny and billy
They don’t make pork chops
They don’t make pork chops
For the I. S. S… The COW
Jumped over the moon.
Jumped over the moon
I did, to avoid landing
On that bare-assed dude
On that bare-assed dude:
More than enough sunburn. He
Won’t be sitting soon.
Won’t be sitting soon
After last time, sat on tacks.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Once bitten, twice shy
Great White’s most famous song, but
They didn’t write it.
They didn’t write it
They had the pen and paper
But they had no hands
But they had no hands
Ian Hunter sure did, though
Not being a shark
Not being a shark,
I don’t know how it feels to
Kill with just my teeth.