Kill with just my teeth
Works for vampires, but they don’t
Glitter in sunlight! :mad:
Glitter in sunlight,
Madame Pepperwinkle does:
she loves art projects.
She loves art projects.
Macaroni and glitter?
Putty in her hands.
Putty in her hands
Becomes smutty in her hands
With some S & M
With some S & M
Smoke & Mirrors magic game
So entertaining
So entertaining
To watch all the crows squabble
Over fresh roadkill
“Over-fresh roadkill,”
Not exactly my fav’rite
Type of pizza pie.
Type “of pizza pie”
Seven thousand times as pun-
ishment for farting
ishment for farting
Rule buddha david out now:
half words make half wit?
Half words make half wit?
No, just sometimes hard to get
The syllables right.
The syllables right
Not serious, just joking
Full wit completely
Full wit completely
Choice of provolone or whiz
Philly cheesesteak, mmm
Philly cheesesteak, mmm?
I’m a vegetarian.
Cheese sammich for me.
Cheese sammich for me.
Swiss is preferred, but there are
so many options.
So many options
optimal satisfaction
cash back guarantee
Cash back guarantee?
On a cheese sammich? I should
Eat here more often!
Eat here more often?
Sounds fine, except when you hear:
“Donner, party of three!”
Donner, party three
Roasted Mutton Fricassee
Bizarrely nasty?
Bizarrely Nasty
Smurf costs an extra hundred.
Oh, Mother-Smurfer!
Oh, Mother-Smurfer!
Buddah can’t count syllables!
(now I’ve made him blue)