I’m beside myself
On the subway carrying
A full-length mirror
A full-length mirror,
fellow passengers gawking,
need an extra fare.
Need an extra fare;
Ejector seat tossed the last
One into traffic.
One into Traffic
After playing with Blind Faith
Is he Jim, or Steve?
Is he Jim, or Steve?
Stephen Tiberius Kirk?
Doesn’t work for me.
Doesn’t work for me,
But twelve Guatemalans do – oh,
Hello, I.N.S.!
Hello? I.N.S.?
That’s right: Buddha Dave’s
All Sweatshop Labor
All sweatshop labor
And no sweatshop play makes Jack
A very dull boy.
A very dull boy
Washed my car this afternoon.
He thought it was his.
He thought it was his,
Though rightfully it was mine;
Commence Tug-of-War.
Commence Tug-of-War,
feel-good action movie at
theater near you.
Theatre near you
Just like TV, it shows films
Between commercials.
Between commercials
They put in messages like
“Obey” and “Consume”
Obey and Consume
March obediantly to
Refrigerator
Refrigerator
Trapped my legs against wall, but
At least I won’t starve!
At least I won’t starve–
There are plenty of Twinkies
Left in Zombieland.
Left in Zombieland
Leads to the souvenir stand,
Restroom’s to the right.
Restrooms to the right
Venus flytraps on the left
Don’t get them confused
Don’t get them confused–
You don’t want Venus flytraps
Munching on your ass.
(I’ll do better, I promise :o)
Munching on your ass
Isn’t what they want, silly.
They go for the fly.