To seraphims’ wings,
Add spicy sauce, serve with beer.
Heavenly eatin’
Heavenly eatin’
I like angel food cake, but
Prefer deviled eggs
Prefer deviled eggs,
Only because no foods are
Named after Karma.
Named after Karma?
Volkswagen’s Karmann Ghia:
drive to destiny!
Drive to destiny
Just like Thelma and Louise
Drop the hammer down!
Drop the hammer down
Right on my foot, go ahead!
Workers comp is sweet
Workers comp is sweet
Dreams are made of this, who am
I to disagree?
I, to disagree,
waived my citizenship rights
daft man on the land
Daft man on the land
won’t recognize haiku in
capital letters
ETA: Daft message forum
Won’t accept post written in
Capital letters. 
Capital letters:
There’s no “J” street in D.C.
L’enfant hated Jay.
L’enfant hated Jay
He didn’t have boobies like
S. Vergara does
S. Vergara does
It for me, J. Bowen, too.
My choice? Why not both?
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
(Mustard–really good save! 
)
My choice? Why not both
Ginger and Mary Ann? I
ain’t proud, just horny.
Ain’t Proud, Just Horny–
“Ain’t Too Proud To Beg”'s working
Title. What ya think?
Title. What ya think?
They’re two of my fav’rite things.
You said “Tittle”, right?
You said “Tittle”, right?
The best quarterback ever??
Maybe in your day
Maybe in your day
People put bug guts on bread
Now we use butter
Now we use butter.
At least that damn little tub
Doesn’t talk to me.
Doesn’t talk to me!
Choir of voices in my head …
Put me on ignore!
Put me on ignore.
See if I care, mate. My cats
do it all the time