Do it all the time!
Uh, Coyote, I believe
This one is for you.
This one is for you,
and the next one’s for you, too,
but this one is mine!
But this one is mine!
My dog doesn’t understand;
Everything is his.
Everything is his
Way of doing things; if you
Watch close, it makes sense
Watch close, it makes sense
But the universe changes
When we observe it
(so says Stephen Hawking, anyway)
When we observe, it
Is better than burying
One’s head in the sand.
One’s head in the sand;
Two’s body in the forest.
What will befall Three?
What will befall Three
Blind mice, lost tails, carving knife
Farmer’s wife accused
Farmer’s wife accused
Husband of sex tape with cows!
Film at eleven!
Film at eleven!
Photographs at ten o’clock!
Right now on YouTube!
Right now on YouTube,
There are sixty-five million
Videos of cats.
Videos of cats
Are tough to sell on eBay
I learned the hard way
I learned the hard way:
When your head meets the concrete,
Concussion follows.
Concussion follows,
then it’s lights out, folks, and they
roll the end credits.
roll the end credits
Stay for the post credits scene
Stay for the whole thing
Stay for the whole thing;
Avengers got Shawarma.
I’ll bet you missed it.
I’ll bet you missed it:
It disappeared in a flash,
The blink of an eye.
the blink of an eye
seems incorrect. If just one
isn’t that a wink?
Isn’t that a wink?
Finger alongside the nose?
We’re all in “The Sting”!
We’re all in the sting:
Vita’s fronting the mark and
burpo sinks his boat.