Burpo sinks his boat
Faster than the Titanic
It’s a thug crowd here!
It’s a thug crowd here!
A smug and a bug crowd of
Entomologists.
Entomologists
love lepidoptera, but
eschew dung beetles.
Eschew dung beetles
They have a nice crunch but leave
Bad taste in your mouth
Bad taste in your mouth.
And the bad side effects of
Eating hot chili.
Eating hot chili
with melted sharp cheddar cheese,
are you drooling now?
Are you drooling now?
If not, add crispy bacon.
Try to stop drooling.
Try to stop drooling.
Drooling makes bacon soggy.
Bacon must be crisp.
Bacon must be crisp
Except bacon-flavored beer,
A drink best served cold.
A drink best served cold
is liquid revenge. It can
be used to scour drains
…be used to scour drains;
Oh, you’ve HAD Missus Burpo’s
Chili, you poor soul.
Chili, you poor soul
fired up with ghost peppers
Hotter than Hades
Hotter than Hades
More speedy than Apollo
That’s me with my girl!
That’s me with my girl;
Me with my son and daughter;
And my crushing debt.
And my crushing debt
Is so massive, even the
Roadrunner fears it.
Roadrunner fears it:
An Acme catalogue in
Coyote’s mailbox.
Coyote’s mailbox
is shaped like a plant that is
known as Peyote.
Known as Peyote
Renowned for altering states
And for vomiting
And for vomiting,
A paper bag works until
The bottom falls out.
The bottom falls out
Would have made things much, much worse
After the front fell off.